MORE FUN WITH COWBELLS...

OR "HOW TO WASTE AN ENTIRE MORNING AND ACCOMPLISH RELATIVELY NOTHING"

I do get a comment or two now and then concerning this website.....which surprises me, because I thought I was the only person who was visiting this page.  Anyway, from what I gather, most people who happen to stumble upon this blog only have the time and the intellectual capacity to quickly view the videos.  They don't waste any precious moments reading any of the sophomoric and pointless blather that I meticulously conceive and develop in order to surround my outstanding visual aids with text.  Kinda like the stuff I am writing right now.  So without further tangential commentary or illogical hyperbole I would just like to say that Jewel is the love of my life, she's totally gorgeous, she sings like an angel, dingitty-dang-doggone-it she's married.....and here is a brief video of me knocking around on my cowbell collection for your enjoyment:

Wow.  That was incredibly awesome.  Almost as awesome as Jewel is beautiful.  Have I ever mentioned how much I love her?  And what about Danielle on American Pickers?  That chick with the chest tattoos?  What's up with her?  I would definitely go to a Mexican restaurant or a Bible Study on the book of Nehemiah with her.  I'm just sayin'.  There's a certain mysterious quality about her that intrigues me.  Can you tell I am a man without a love life?  Maybe so, but I do have a crazy cool cowbell collection.  That's almost as satisfying as the companionship of a woman.  Sometimes moreso.  Are you still reading this?  Yeah.  Didn't think so.  Good day, eh.