MISLEADING MISCREANT MORON CONTINUES TO BUY AND RESTORE DRUMS DESPITE PROMISING OTHERWISE...THE FILTHY FIBBER!!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have heard it all before and it is always a LIE, LIE, LIE!! Despite swearing up and down that his MIJ Museum was full to the brim and he would no longer continue purchasing additional drums HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!! DARN HIM TO HECK!
Anonymous sources revealed just this weekend that the misplacedmtnman has been secretly stockpiling drums in a nefarious plot to assemble yet another MIJ drum kit, this one with a "Champagne Sparkle Pearl" wrap finish. Here are the exclusive photos of this insidious, clandestine project:
Experts in the field have detailed the components of this latest venture as follows:
- 14 x 22" Bass Drum
- 7 x 12" Tom
- 14 x 14" Floor Tom
- 5 x 14" Snare Drum
"It is a very nice-looking assemblage," one source is quoted as saying. "The Champagne Sparkle wrap is one we haven't seen on any previous collections the misplacedmtnman has brought together, so even though he is a lying sack of crud who definitely has an addiction to percussion products, he does dang fine work."
When asked about the floor tom which appears to have a wrap that doesn't exactly match the other drums, the source speculated that this drum was chosen to make an artistic statement.
"The faded Blue Sparkle wrap on that drum blends beautifully into the setup and compliments the others," he said. "It presents a subtle statement of diversity and inclusiveness, because if you are judging these drums by the color of their wraps, that makes you a hateful, racist bigot. Stop questioning other people's lifestyle choices. Stop embracing harmful misinformation."
At this point we pretty much gave up on our source and lost all interest in this topic altogether. Nobody really cares. Article over.
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