DUMB DRUMS: BIG-BOOBED BLUE VISTALITE

I've seen some dumb-looking drum sets in my lifetime and here is another one:

Now Ludwig Vistalite drums are pretty dang cool.  I will agree to that all day.  But the guy who owns this stupid-looking kit is either joking or he's a moron.  I'd say it looks more misproportioned than Dolly Parton.  That's not a tiny little bass drum.  That is a full-sized 22-inch kick with 15 and 16-inch concert toms riding on top.  And boy, do they look stupid.  I don't know if he's selling off the larger half of a double-bass kit that also had 13 and 14-inch toms over the other kick or perhaps for some reason he wanted really big toms to compensate for some other shortcomings in the Men's Department, but whatever the reason, this drumset is dumb.  And I bet it sounds terrible.

Dumb!  Dumb!  Dumb!