MORNING REHEARSAL

This morning, as usual, I sat down behind The Fortress and enjoyed a little practice time.  This I do for about a half hour or so every day.  It's good exercise, and it is also very fun.  I love making noise.

So what sort of rigorous regimental rehearsal do I require to retain my rambunctious refined readiness?  Really it's a relatively rudimentary repertoire resulting in a random run-down 'round the radius of my refurbished rearrangement of rack toms and related remains I have reconstructed recently in the rumpus room of my residence.  This rapid recital is not a radical ritual of repetitiousness but rather a repository replete with routine repercussions I reuse for refining and replenishing my range of rackety renditions. Before you repudiate this riveting report I have recounted, please re-examine this representative republication I have reproduced for your reasonable reassessment and review:



In retrospect, I really should rethink and re-evaluate my reasons for re-posting this retarded ruck and reiterate a recriminatory rebuttal to your repugnant rejection.  This is the rife reward I receive for revealing my rich reserve of resplendent rhythmic resources!  After reflective rumination I am reminded to reconsider retaining the remnants of my repertory and remain reticent. Your recurring remonstrances repeatedly rub me raw, you recalcitrant rebel!  You rebarbative ragamuffin!  You recusant recreant! The resolution is to renegotiate a return to retirement as a recluse so I can rest and recuperate.  I reciprocate your retaliation with a resounding rap to your rotund rear-end!  I rebuke your reprehensible reprimand, you reptant rogue!  I reprove your repulsive reproach!  Recede, you reprobate!  Retreat!  Resist! Reverse!  I resign all rights and responsibilities respectively, you revolting rhinoceros!  I shall revenge your response with reverberating revelry!  I revoice my reaction to your reviling retorts with reviviscent revocation!

Really.  That rotten rigmarole was ridiculously wrong, but a rip-roaring, ring-a-ding riot.